god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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