It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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