Whod you bang
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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