You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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