The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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