Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
