im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
tell me about the fingering
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