this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Alive.
So much puke
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
