I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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