I think i peed on brittanys purse
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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