So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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