is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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