Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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