I want to walk on stilts...naked
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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