Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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