i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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