I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I want to have your abortion
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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