btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
This house was built for laser tag.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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