Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
what day is it and did you see me today?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
