So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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