I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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