You can't motorboat a personality
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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