Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Boobs speak an international language.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
