I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
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