Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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