i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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