Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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