puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
do herpes really smell.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize