She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
All the doctor said was why
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
