I'm drive I can fine osifer
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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