sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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