and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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