So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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