hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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