So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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