it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I need a burrito and a hug.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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