pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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