I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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