gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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