god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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