One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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