Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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