next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Randomize
