You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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