i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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