I want to stick my p in your. b.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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