Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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