I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You were trust falling into bushes
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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