White coat. Heels.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
