Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
