I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
