If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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