so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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