yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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