well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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