Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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